Etymology Journal · W
What are you, new?
Meaning
- A condescending remark used when someone makes an obvious mistake or doesn't understand a common social or office rule. It implies they are acting like an inexperienced beginner.
Condescending, impatient
Used in a sentence
- You do not email the boss like that. What are you, new?
- We always use the back door. What are you, new?
- Everyone knows the rules. What are you, new?
The backstory
This stems from corporate and social hierarchy where the new person is expected to make errors. Using it as a question treats the target as if their lack of knowledge is a choice.
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