Read 'em and weep

Meaning

A phrase used when someone reveals a winning hand in cards or a triumphant result. It suggests that the news is so good for the winner that the loser has every reason to cry.

Sassy, competitive

Used in a sentence

• I just laid down four aces, so read em and weep.
• When the quarterly numbers were finalized, the boss told the team to read em and weep.
• She showed the winning lottery ticket to her friends and told them to read em and weep.