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Long story short

Meaning

A conversational shortcut used to skip over boring details and get straight to the point. It usually follows a five-minute tangent.

Efficient, conversational

Used in a sentence

  • Anyway, long story short, I missed my flight and had to sleep in the terminal.
  • Long story short, the car would not start and I was late for dinner.
  • To make a long story short, we never found the cat.

The backstory

A functional idiomatic expression that has been used for centuries to manage the length of an anecdote. It is a sign of someone realizing they have been talking for too long.

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