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Head full of stump water

Meaning

This refers to someone who is not particularly bright or is filled with nonsensical ideas. Stump water is essentially stagnant, muddy water found in a tree hollow, which is not exactly a high compliment for one's intellect.

Colorful, insulting

Used in a sentence

  • He keeps trying to build a shed without a level, he has a head full of stump water.
  • Don't listen to his conspiracy theories, the man has a head full of stump water.
  • I tried to explain how interest rates work, but he has a head full of stump water.

The backstory

This is a distinctly Southern folksy expression rooted in rural landscape imagery. It is a colorful way to suggest someone's brain is as murky and useless as a rotted tree stump.

Heard in

The South

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