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He couldn't find his own butt with a flashlight

Meaning

An insult aimed at someone who is remarkably unobservant or inept. It suggests they are so incompetent they would fail at a task as simple as locating their own body parts.

Brutal, sassy, derogatory

Used in a sentence

  • He tried to help with the map, but he couldn't find his own butt with a flashlight.
  • That guy is so lost he couldn't find his own butt with a flashlight.
  • I asked him to look for the keys, but he couldn't find his own butt with a flashlight.

The backstory

This is a quintessential example of American rural hyperbole. By adding a tool like a flashlight to the equation, it emphasizes the absolute level of incompetence being described.

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