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H-E-double-hockey-sticks

Meaning

A cute way to say hell without actually using the swear word. It is favored by parents and people trying to avoid being crude.

Playful, censored

Used in a sentence

  • What in the H-E-double-hockey-sticks are you doing in the mud?
  • It is hot as H-E-double-hockey-sticks out here today.
  • I do not care about that, go to H-E-double-hockey-sticks for all I care.

The backstory

This is a 20th-century invention that relies on spelling out hell and substituting the last three letters with the sport of hockey. It is a clever, childish way to bypass censorship.

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