Got two left feet

Meaning

A cheeky way of saying someone is terribly clumsy or cannot dance to save their life. It suggests they lack the coordination to move gracefully.

Playful, teasing

Used in a sentence

• I should probably sit this dance out since I have two left feet.
• Watching him try to navigate the dance floor is painful because he has two left feet.
• She loves music but admits she has two left feet when it comes to ballroom dancing.