Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining

Meaning

Do not lie to my face about a situation that is clearly negative or offensive. It is a crude way of saying you know you are being played.

Sassy, suspicious

Used in a sentence

• I know you caused this outage, so don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
• You missed the deadline, don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
• My boss tried to call this pay cut a promotion, I told him don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.