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Don't have a cow

Meaning

Do not get incredibly worked up or make a scene. It is a humorous way to tell someone to chill out.

Informal, funny

Used in a sentence

  • It was just a scratch on the wall, do not have a cow.
  • I forgot to lock the door, but please do not have a cow.
  • He is definitely going to have a cow when he sees the mess in the kitchen.

The backstory

This became a massive pop culture staple in the late 1980s via Bart Simpson, though the phrase had been circulating in American slang for a few decades prior. The visual of a person birthing a cow conveys a level of absurdity and over-dramatization.

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