Can't take you anywhere!

Meaning

This is said when someone acts embarrassed or rowdy in public. It is usually affectionate, but implies that the person is a bit of a liability in social settings.

Playful, teasing

Used in a sentence

• You started dancing on the table at the fancy wedding! I honestly can't take you anywhere.
• You spilled your drink on the boss. I swear I can't take you anywhere.
• Stop making bad jokes at the funeral, I can't take you anywhere.