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Are you smart feller or a fart smeller?

Meaning

A very silly, crude joke designed to bait someone into saying a phrase that rhymes in a vulgar way. It is the height of dad-humor immaturity.

Crude, childish

Used in a sentence

  • He tried to trick the new guy at the office by asking are you a smart feller or a fart smeller?
  • Grandpa still thinks it is hilarious to ask the kids if they are a smart feller or a fart smeller.
  • Stop asking the neighbors if they are a smart feller or a fart smeller before you embarrass us.

The backstory

Likely invented on a playground or a construction site by someone with a very low bar for comedy. It relies on the phonetic similarity of the two rhyming groups.

Heard in

Midwest

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